My “Normal” Day

The Eventful Morning Ok, So I started my day off with the feelings that it was just going to be another normal day in the waste and death clean-up business. Then I remembered there are no "normal" days in my job and bam! "Holy Shit!" I said. I mean literally, holy shit it was. Picture, if you can stomach it, a pile of urine and feces 2 feet high smothered and covered in toilet paper, that managed to not disintegrate mind you! What I hoped I was not seeing was a bucket of feces next to the toilet kindly accompanying the poop mountain. Did I mention a little blood smothered in there as well? Yep, just another "normal" day in the hoarding clean-up business! Number one, I am a "have to see it to believe it" kind of guy and this job is always surprising me! I love not knowing…

Stabbed To Death

Road Rage Results in Driver Being Stabbed to Death Monday’s drive home from work was nothing but slick and nasty wet roads and Jeff and Lora P. were both exhausted fighting the traffic. The yellow Volkswagen had seen better days and had a couple of dents in it but it still ran good and got excellent gas mileage. Lora preferred driving them back and forth to work because it cost much less in gas. She really doesn’t remember why she decided to change lanes but she did and when she did apparently that set the driver behind her off on a road rage mission to punish her. Suddenly she saw headlights in her rear view mirror and the man in the red truck was on her bumper blaring his horn. Next thing you know he was trying to run her off the road. She remembers Jeff yelling, “oh my God,…

Orange Beach Suicide

Financial Woes Leads to Suicide for Orange Beach Man Six months into his lease, John realized he had over extended himself to the point that he was going to make some serious decisions to change something, anything to make it better. Work was going about as good as could be expected for this time of year. Thankfully he still had some savings set aside that would probably get him through at least one more month without having to move out of the house he and his wife were living in, they leased an upscale condominium on the beach. They both loved being near the ocean but the $2240 a month lease payment on top of everything else was putting the squeeze on him bad. He had tried to have the talk with Jane numerous times about her spending. She insisted on paying top dollar for name brand everything, even toilet…