Meth Lab Cleanup In Florida

Meth is a synthetic stimulant that affects the Central Nervous System. It is usually composed of ingredients including, but not limited to: pseudoephedrine, a decongestant, battery acid or lithium, drain cleaner, lye, and much, much more. Meth a.k.a. ice, speed, crystal, glass, etc is EXTREMELY HORRIBLE for your body; it does great damage to the brain and body, even your face. You could get “meth mouth” or “crank bugs;” why does this sound appealing? Anywho, so we got a call from Freeport, Florida about a blown-up meth lab. I LOVE CLEANING UP METH LABS!!! It’s just so entertaining to see how crazy these people get into making their the labs and how they have them concocted together and how the dumbasses blew themselves up! It’s usually a stinky, gross mess but compared to rotten feces, I’ll take it. Freeport, FL is what I like to call a “po-dunk” town, sorry…

Dirty Dirty Job

There are occasions when even I have a hard time stomaching a job. Ironically, its not the cases of decomposing bodies, rotting in the sweltering heat of a vacant apartment and swamped in thousands of wriggling maggots. Nor is it the calls we get after some poor soul has reached his breaking point and has put the barrel of a shotgun against his head, blowing his shattered skull and brains all over the walls and ceiling, dripping down like fleshy stalagmites. Not even the incidents of hoarding, where piles of trash and refuse stack up to the roof and weave around like a maze of pure filth. No, the hardest jobs for me are the cases which involve what we call, “ Severe Gastrointestinal Distress”... but that’s fits of explosive, bloody poop to the late person. Yes folks, I’ve seen it all. I can honestly say that sometimes, as in…

Suicide Cleanup In Alabama

Perhaps one of the strangest jobs I ever completed for ABT involved the suicide of a high school football coach, one that had been extremely well loved in the community where he worked and lived. But the unusual part was where and why he chose to do what he did. I think its only fair to give a clear warning that the following material is definitely not safe for work and viewer discretion is advised. Its going to get real, people. Shortly before Christmas last year, I got the call from the local superintendent of schools, for a district not too far from Birmingham, Alabama, who requested our accident scene cleanup services immediately. He told me over the phone that there had been a serious incident where someone had been killed in one of the men’s locker rooms, or more specifically a restroom inside of it, Once we got to…